"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
"Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it."
Groucho Marx (via beautiful-ambition)
"There’s one sun, moon, and you."
Six word story. #169 (via myfuture-mywriting-mylife)
"any plans for valentine’s day?"